fuuuckpussy:

1millionyengirls:

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

• kid: dad whats a 69
• dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

mugen-nimbus:

My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me: 

xoqueenofthecloudsxo:

“Eat like you love yourself. Move like you love yourself. Speak like you love yourself. Act like you love yourself.”

— - Tara Stiles (via restersimple)